Christina Aguilera

Christina has announced to the world that she and her husband are expecting their first baby.

But the suprising element here is that she does not want to carry her own baby, but develop it in a testtube as she has no intention to suffer from the side effects of being impregnated.

When asked how it felt to be pregnant, Aguilera said, “I don’t know cuz I ain’t gettin’ fat and ugly and vomiting every morning and havin’ stretch marks and eatin’ weird crap! We’s doin the test tubey surrogate thang. I found some skanky ho to carry this fo me soes I doesn’t has to lose my figger.”

Christina Aguilera is known for changing with time and is called the human Chameleon who changes according to her songs.

She goes in accordance to the theme of the song and this is evident in every video of hers.

Earlier she donned the likes of Mariah Carey singing Latin-esque pop songs in coy dresses and a very high pitch.

Later on in 2002 for her video DIRRTY she was seen in legs akimbo with knickers, writhing around in a wrestling ring with oiled muscle men.

It was in this phase that she renamed herself as “ Xtina”,  and here she portrayed herself in a “ Bad Girl” image.

With her new album “Back to Basics” and “Ain’t no Man Single”, we get to see another Christina out of the closet.

This time she is portraying the Marilyn Monroe vintage look, provocative , sexy and stylish.

And in this phase looks like Aguilera will christen herself as Chameleon:-)