Christina Aguilera

Christina is stinky . She smells tacky.

Well before you conclude how I know Christina smells ( yuckk, the thought itself is making me puke!!, na i don’t think she’s hot, I think shes DIRTY ) , ok coming back to the point, well we are talking about her latest perfume which was released a few weeks back.

The first reports are that Christina Aguilera’s new perfume isn’t exactly smelling of roses. Market research groups who tested people’s first impressions of her new range - called Simply Christina - labelled it “tacky”.

Worst comes to worst, the packaging itself was supposed to be sub-standard.

“The packaging looked cheap and we went away unimpressed.” Says a member of one London panel .

Ewwww.. That’s truly DIRTY, christina. It’s aptly named SIMPLY CHRISTINA
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Singer Christina Aguilera is currently being lined up to play the notorious burlesque stripper Tempest Storm in a new film biopic.

Storm was a Hollywood dancer who entertained the likes of John F Kennedy and Elvis Presley with her risqué topless dancing.

A source revealed  “The role of Tempest has Christina’s name written all over it.”She’s got the looks - and the moves. People forget the singer has an acting background”.

But will Mrs/B be interested? We will have to wait and see.

Two years after she made her ‘Dirrty’ video, singer Christina Aguilera defended both, the song and the video.

In a recent interview, Aguilera, who was severely panned for the racy video, said that Dirrty’ was a significant song, as it demonstrated the amount of change required in people’s views about female sexuality.

Aguilera also said that it was wrong and unfair for people to judge her career exclusively on Dirrty.

Christina Aguilera has been given permission to perform a concert in China following previous concerns she was “too sexy”.

Officials in the capital Beijing wanted to ban the singer - famous for her sexy costumes - from performing her “racy” act to the country’s fans, but she has finally been given government approval to go-ahead with the gig. Follow that article here

A source says, “Not every foreign artist has the luck to win Beijing’s approval and Christina’s sexy performance was once a concern when applying to the regulators.”

So who’s lucky now, Christina or China/Shangai … lol

I just heard Christina Aguilera recently posed for famed photographer, David LaChapelle for Italian Vogue, I figured its time to puke…so i took the precautionary measure, I took the pills first and only then took the chance of having a peek at them..
So here are the snaps of the beaten down tranny….. Enjoy.

Hey do you people want to smell like Christina because she is following in the footsteps of chart rival Britney Spears and releasing her own perfume.

The Beautiful singer has teamed up with American consumer giant Procter & Gamble to launch the fragrance, called Simply Christina Aguilera, which will hit shelves later this year

The star will also lend her curvy figure to the shape of the glass bottle, and the scent will feature the cheeky tagline: “Sometimes it’s all you need to wear.”

Christina Aguilera and a few thousand of her closest Miami friends celebrated at Cameo nightclub in Miami Beach Saturday night, May 5, with a wrap party after the final South Florida performance of the singer’s Back to Basics tour.

Many stars were present, which included Hilary and Haylie Duff, Scott Storch, Aubrey and D. Woods of Danity Kane, and Carmit of The PussyCat Dolls—the two girl groups that open for Aguilera. They had tight security and had to be shielded away from the paparazzi.

Not that any of you care, but just for the record here is the tour schedule of Christina’s Back to the basics tour- Asian Segment :

Jun 18 2007 Osaka JYO Hall Osaka
Jun 20 2007 Budokan Tokyo
Jun 21 2007 Budokan Tokyo
Jun 23 2007 Olympic Gym of Olympic Park Seoul
Jun 24 2007 Olympic Gym of Olympic Park Seoul
Jun 26 2007 Shanghai Grand Stage Shanghai
Jun 30 2007 Singapore Indoor Stadium Singapore
Jul 3 2007 AsiaWorld Arena Hong Kong
Jul 6 2007 Open Field at The Fort Manila

Well , one point to be noted is that the Asian public is not as broadminded as their western counterparts. So let’s hope that Christina’s sexually playful lyrics and interesting clothing choices will not get her into some trouble with the censors.

Christina Aguilera seems to be on cloud nine… Gone are the days of wearing skimpy outfits and jumping around screaming leaving little to people’s imagination… while Danity Kane and Pussycat Dolls are the order of the day but Aguilera surely needs to be applauded for a sensible wardrobe now and her maturing musical taste along with her maturing attitude.

She has proved that she has stuck around on the basis of pure talent and not dumb luck… way to go girl!